Loud 'n' proud cap

If you're looking for a hat that screams, "I really want you to notice my hat," look no further. You don't wear this hat. This hat wears you. Some people may think that's a bad thing, but in reality, they're just jealous that they are too insecure to wear such a memorable hat into a public setting. In fact, after people meet you, they will be far more likely to remember this hat than your name.

This is convenient because when friends talk about you, they will just have to say something like, "Oh, you met. The one with that hat," and their memory will immediately become crystal clear. This hat communicates that you are a person of taste and means because the abundance of stitches necessary to embroider something that large must mean that this is a really expensive hat.

This hat isn't for everyone. It's for you, and it will be your defining quality as long as you wield its awesome power.

• 100% cotton twill
• Structured
• Five panel
• High profile
• Green undervisor
• Sewn eyelets
• Snapback closure

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